You're not an asshole. You're actually really great. So remind all the losers around you that even though they are losers you'll still be there to encourage them, because even they need encouragement sometimes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.52 | 24.49 | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.51 | 32.52 |
| Length, in | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.51 | 31.50 | 32.52 | 33.50 | 34.49 | 35.51 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.01 | 7.48 | 7.99 | 8.39 | 8.86 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |